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Real Vamps Hate TwilightReal vampires don't sparkle, dear. They burn.

Real vampires aren’t ‘hawt.’ They’re sauve and elegant. Or, conversely, they're corpse-like and spread the Black Death.

Real vampires don't snog Mary Sues. They rip out people's throats.

Real vampires don't have lolcow fangirls. Real vampires have murderous fangirls.

Real vampires don't lie down with lambs. Guess what they do to lambs?

Real vampires aren't asshat stalkers. They're homicidal maniacs.

Real vampires don't glare angrily at werewolves. They kill them.

Real vampires aren't named Cullen. They're named Dracula. Or Lestat. Or Bianca. Or even Selene.

Real vampire

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Twilight Bashingby ~wingsgirl

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©2008-2013 ~wingsgirl

I hate the twilight books they were so boring and stupid THE MAIN CHARACTER GLITTERS!! WHAT KIND OF VAMPIRE GLITTERS !!

Wow long time since Ive updated and this is not really that good

Edit: whoa. this has alot of coments , I looked back and realised that it might be good to edit this

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~ThatchFangirl12 Nov 12, 2011

Twilight vampires = Disco balls
Real movie vampires that don't sparkle = classy!

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~wingsgirl Nov 12, 2011 Student General Artist

heck yeah!

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~Kittykat993 Mar 1, 2011

These aren't spirit fingers;

THESE are spirit fingers!!

sorry, couldn't resist

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~wingsgirl Mar 2, 2011 Student General Artist

Hey~! Some one finally mentioned the joke there!

Good for you!
Everyone else always commented their opinion of twilight.

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!hikarukiriko Sep 15, 2010 Student General Artist

I agree!

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~wingsgirl Sep 15, 2010 Student General Artist

thank for seeing the light

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!demonfox715 Jul 4, 2010

NICE!

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~wingsgirl Jul 4, 2010 Student General Artist

thanks

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!demonfox715 Jul 4, 2010

I totally agree with you! I did a similar pic where I compared Twilight's "werewolves" to the werewolf in Van Helsing

I also have just some other Twilight bashing stuff... XD
Isn't Twilight bashing fun? XD

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~Fell-BlackHeart Feb 16, 2010 Student Digital Artist

The old vampires are diffedently better. Like they have typically black hair and dress old fashioned like and the "I vant to suck your blood!"

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